Wednesday, February 10, 2010

one-liners to be avoided by men.....and men to be avoided when u hear these one-liners!

be it ur first date or the 100'th, there's never a perfect time to use these one-liners, except if u really wanna get beaten up!

1. the word of the day is "legs". let's go back to my place and spread the word.

2. that outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.

3. i like every bone in your body, especially mine.(EWE!!!!!!!!)

4. i want to kiss u passionately on the lips and then move up to ur belly-button.(this one really has to do it, guys who use this should b banned from cmg out of their houses forever!)

5. hey baby, let'splay army. i'll lie down n u blow me up.(PATHETIC!!!)

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